Kat gets hustled by a floor sander, Andrew is a surly teenager, everyone mispronounces LA CROIX, we all shock the monkey, and Bags tunes his "ick-tar."
00:45 - Pants runs analytics about Staind?
02:00 - Mom doesn't get Snapchat
07:00 - We have zero content prepared / Kat's Corner
11:00 - #ad
15:00 - Pants was a surly teenager
18:30 - What's in Pants's Glass? / Pants has a fancy dinner date
26:00 - KELDOG tells embarrassing stories about Bags
30:00 - KELDOG reads death metal lyrics
38:00 - What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?
Pants turned 30, Bags fell and broke everything, Kat had a Tinder date with a paralegal, and everyone has sweaty summer butts.
1 Fake Howard Stern
3:30 What's In Your Glass?
11 It's my birthday, bitch
15:45 Bags fell.
35 Kat's Corner: What Is Tinder Ghosting?
48 What's More Dangerous Than Aspartame
Pants fixes Washington, Kit Kat buys a house, and Robert knows how to get down.
00:45 That sounds bad
3:30 I'm concerned about our fans...
10:00 Kat's Corner - Kat bought a house!
15 Olive Garden is not safe for women
20 Pants fixes Washington
30 Pants gets his shit delivered
41 #WorstSong to play during the money shot of a porno
52 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame??
1 It's St Baggy's Day!
6 Pants has a bone to pick
24 Make America Ass Again
32 Kat's Korner
50 Makes You Think With B Cobb
57 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame
The gang (+ guests!) get tanked for St. Patty's Day, we talk about anuses, the Rock puts Billy Crystal through a god-dang table, and we play our favorite games, too, so sayeth the spider. Drink every time we say "drink"!
We'll squeal for ya, free planes for everybody, and Kit Kat gets dick pic'ed.
0 Didja fall in?
5 Pants & Susan
15 Kat's Corner! Our Millennial Housewife.
21 "That's some dude's wiener"
30 MiketheAdmin can't hear us
37 What's In Your Glass
41 Patrick Stewart is shit, apparently
45 2 Phones
51 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame
This week: We mansplain to our mother. Pants delves into Furry culture. Walter Mondale is a pussy. Crazy Uncle Donny is our president, we guess. And Keldog gets toasted and reads death metal lyrics.
0 How drunk is mom?
4 What's In Pants' Glass?
10 Lunchables are an unneeded declicacy.
14 Pants' first Thanksgiving
30 Crazy Uncle Donny is President
41 Keldog is old and dry
1:06: Mom reads death metal lyrics
1:19 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame
TBLC 43: Charles Heston Goes Nanners II: Chuck Fucks A Couch
0 Katrina Fucked Up the Beer Run
8 Bags wrestles as a federal judge
12 How do we rank against other podcasts?
20 Charles Heston Goes Nanners II
36 #WorstSong to have come on shuffle when you're 'in the mood'
57 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?
Mike Pence is a misogynist jar of mayonnaise, we're still in the Forbes 500, Charlton Heston fucks a piece of furniture, Pants attempts to make a Tinder account.
Pants has a run-in with the scary shovel guy from Home Alone. Bags is lost at sea. Are Amber Alerts more effective than milk cartons? (Yes). And finally, we're not as witty as we think we are.
0 Pants has an IMDB page
5 We'll do a greater than median job.
9 What's In Your Glass?
12 Are Amber Alerts more effective than milk cartons?
17:30 Pants has to at least try ASMR
24 Bags is lost at sea
40 DOUBLE BRAD
46 Pants makes a goddamn drink
54 Backstory: Hero Dad
56 #WorstSong to have as your ringtone during a job interview
1:09 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?
This week, it's the return of #Keldog. Our mom is back on the show, she's three Stoli's deep, and she's ready to rumble. We play all our favorite games, including mom reading death metal lyrics. She also recounts descriptive stories of our births. It's gross.
0 Every episode is special
5:30 What's in your glass?
13 Who Is Harambe? Our mom weighs in.
15:30 What Has Erik Committed to Memory
19 Backstory? Backgammon Story.
28 Oh my God, why are we talking about Bridgegate
31 Keldog AMA
48 Our mom gets fired from Burger King
54 Mom Reads Death Metal Lyrics
1:09 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame
It's Christmas in July! We have a new EP, Pants does a Ted Cruz impersonation, and we are struck by the adversity of hot air balloon accidents.
0 The Vivica A Fox Scandal
5:40 What's in your glass?
8 Jimmy Stewart sells guitars
11 Christmas Shoes in July
17:30 Get to know your EP
31 Things Erik Has Committed to Memory
32 Katrina attempts to tell a funny story
35 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?
52 Is your homepage Yahoo?!