Joe Biden is a super cool ghost, what the hell is wrong with Grape Nuts, and we learn how far Pants will go to seduce someone while wearing loud clothing.
0 - Well, this week's a wash
6:30 - What's in your glass?
9:30 - The Ghost of Joe Biden
17 - Backstory!
21 - Why do people eat Grape Nuts
27 - ASK PANTS ANYTHING
45 - Kat's Corner - Yet another Tinder date!!!
50 - What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?
This week - camels do coke, R Kelly makes a surprise guest appearance, Kat summons magic spiders, and an imaginary bear gives everyone important life advice.
3:00 WE LISTEN TO NPR
10:00 This podcast brought to you by
20:00 We make Trump good
26:00 Gotta Go Piss (In The Woods)
31:00 KAT'S CORNER MAGIC
44:00 BE A LEADER
52:00 EAT CHEETOS
1:06 Strip clubs are the worst
The boys and Kit Kat celebrate 50 episodes! We dig into the vault and remember some of the good ol' times. Also, Trump stares at the sun, and Paul Giamatti guest stars, again!
00:30 Choose your own intro!
3:00 What's in your glass?!
9:00 The Sun Amiright
12:30 KAT'S CORNER
18:30 IT'S OUR 50TH EPISODE
48:00 A look back at some of our favorite episodes
56:00 BACKSTORY (no Batman!)
Kat gets hustled by a floor sander, Andrew is a surly teenager, everyone mispronounces LA CROIX, we all shock the monkey, and Bags tunes his "ick-tar."
00:45 - Pants runs analytics about Staind?
02:00 - Mom doesn't get Snapchat
07:00 - We have zero content prepared / Kat's Corner
11:00 - #ad
15:00 - Pants was a surly teenager
18:30 - What's in Pants's Glass? / Pants has a fancy dinner date
26:00 - KELDOG tells embarrassing stories about Bags
30:00 - KELDOG reads death metal lyrics
38:00 - What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?
Pants turned 30, Bags fell and broke everything, Kat had a Tinder date with a paralegal, and everyone has sweaty summer butts.
1 Fake Howard Stern
3:30 What's In Your Glass?
11 It's my birthday, bitch
15:45 Bags fell.
35 Kat's Corner: What Is Tinder Ghosting?
48 What's More Dangerous Than Aspartame
Pants fixes Washington, Kit Kat buys a house, and Robert knows how to get down.
00:45 That sounds bad
3:30 I'm concerned about our fans...
10:00 Kat's Corner - Kat bought a house!
15 Olive Garden is not safe for women
20 Pants fixes Washington
30 Pants gets his shit delivered
41 #WorstSong to play during the money shot of a porno
52 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame??
1 It's St Baggy's Day!
6 Pants has a bone to pick
24 Make America Ass Again
32 Kat's Korner
50 Makes You Think With B Cobb
57 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame
The gang (+ guests!) get tanked for St. Patty's Day, we talk about anuses, the Rock puts Billy Crystal through a god-dang table, and we play our favorite games, too, so sayeth the spider. Drink every time we say "drink"!
We'll squeal for ya, free planes for everybody, and Kit Kat gets dick pic'ed.
0 Didja fall in?
5 Pants & Susan
15 Kat's Corner! Our Millennial Housewife.
21 "That's some dude's wiener"
30 MiketheAdmin can't hear us
37 What's In Your Glass
41 Patrick Stewart is shit, apparently
45 2 Phones
51 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame
This week: We mansplain to our mother. Pants delves into Furry culture. Walter Mondale is a pussy. Crazy Uncle Donny is our president, we guess. And Keldog gets toasted and reads death metal lyrics.
0 How drunk is mom?
4 What's In Pants' Glass?
10 Lunchables are an unneeded declicacy.
14 Pants' first Thanksgiving
30 Crazy Uncle Donny is President
41 Keldog is old and dry
1:06: Mom reads death metal lyrics
1:19 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame
TBLC 43: Charles Heston Goes Nanners II: Chuck Fucks A Couch
0 Katrina Fucked Up the Beer Run
8 Bags wrestles as a federal judge
12 How do we rank against other podcasts?
20 Charles Heston Goes Nanners II
36 #WorstSong to have come on shuffle when you're 'in the mood'
57 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?
Mike Pence is a misogynist jar of mayonnaise, we're still in the Forbes 500, Charlton Heston fucks a piece of furniture, Pants attempts to make a Tinder account.